sinisterlordenglish started following you
> Oh, new followers. That’s always—
> 
> JESUS GLUB WHAT IS THAT
> Oh, new followers. That’s always—
> 
> JESUS GLUB WHAT IS THAT
aphoticcuvier started following you
Gogdamnit you’d just restocked on paper this morning, where did all these followers come from!? Waving a hand, you look over this new follower curiously.
You wave back, a little hesitant. Who is this lady, and why is she looking at you like that?
:VV < hello??
D —> I know how people think avian trolls 100k delicious
D —> I am onto you
:VV < i think birds look delicious not trolls
:VV < you look too trollish to be food
(Source: aphoticcuvier)
You can ship two men together without hating on a lady.
You can ship two ladies together without hating on a man.
You can ship a lady and a man together without hating on queer pairings.
You can ship two (or more) characters who aren’t canonically together without hating on a canon couple.
You can ship a canon couple and not hate on non-canon pairings.
Basically you can ship anyone and anything you like and not be a douche.
/Horrified staring./
:VV < oh dont give me that look
:VV < its not like im going to eat you or anemonething
aphoticcuvier started following you
Yes, good.
My distant not-really ties are coming to me.
Just as planned.
:VV < you know someone who knows someone who knows the matesprit of my kismesis
:VV < clearly this was destiny
D —> Have you met many other versions of us
D —> For that matter, have you encountered many of your alternates
:VV < ive met a few equius…es?? equii??
:VV < and a lot of other nepetas!!
:VV < it was weird at first but im used to it now
(Source: aphoticcuvier)
D —> Pleasure to meet you as well, Etta
D —> Indeed I am Equius
D —> What b100d color does your Equius have
:VV < i dont know!
:VV < ive never acshorely met him
:VV < or if i have, i never caught his name
:VV < so i reely dont know atrout that
(Source: aphoticcuvier)