> Oh, new followers. That’s always—

> 

> JESUS GLUB WHAT IS THAT

mutedmaiden:

aphoticcuvier started following you

Gogdamnit you’d just restocked on paper this morning, where did all these followers come from!? Waving a hand, you look over this new follower curiously.

You wave back, a little hesitant. Who is this lady, and why is she looking at you like that?

:VV < hello??

horsefeatherfletching:

D —> I know how people think avian trolls 100k delicious

D —> I am onto you

:VV < i think birds look delicious not trolls

:VV < you look too trollish to be food

(Source: aphoticcuvier)

(Source: azirae)

wonderarity:

You can ship two men together without hating on a lady. 

You can ship two ladies together without hating on a man.

You can ship a lady and a man together without hating on queer pairings.

You can ship two (or more) characters who aren’t canonically together without hating on a canon couple.

You can ship a canon couple and not hate on non-canon pairings.

Basically you can ship anyone and anything you like and not be a douche.

/Horrified staring./

:VV < oh dont give me that look

:VV < its not like im going to eat you or anemonething　

8tastic:

aphoticcuvier started following you

Yes, good.

My distant not-really ties are coming to me.

Just as planned. 

:VV < you know someone who knows someone who knows the matesprit of my kismesis

:VV < clearly this was destiny

:VV < my entire dash is birds　

horsefeatherfletching:

D —> Have you met many other versions of us

D —> For that matter, have you encountered many of your alternates

:VV < ive met a few equius…es?? equii??

:VV < and a lot of other nepetas!!

:VV < it was weird at first but im used to it now

(Source: aphoticcuvier)

horsefeatherfletching:

D —> Pleasure to meet you as well, Etta

D —> Indeed I am Equius

D —> What b100d color does your Equius have

:VV < i dont know!

:VV < ive never acshorely met him

:VV < or if i have, i never caught his name

:VV < so i reely dont know atrout that

(Source: aphoticcuvier)